ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
