She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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