I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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