You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
