would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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