Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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