I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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