Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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