Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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