it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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