wat bout pragnant strippers??
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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