Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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