I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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