i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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