Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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