oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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