Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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