Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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