I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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