but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Less talking, more tequila
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
