When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
They are going to name an STD after you.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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