In the future we'll all be gay
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We have so much sex to catch up on
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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