Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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