I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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