I wanna bring you to show and tell
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I think I have vodka in my lungs
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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