I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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