I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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