Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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