It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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