What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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