I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
This is the high leading the old right now
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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