We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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