Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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