On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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