We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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