dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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