I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
