that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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