Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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