I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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