Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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