can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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