i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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