I want to have your abortion
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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