im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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