And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Where did you get a picture of my penis
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
either way he was missing a nipple.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
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