Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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