even my farts smell like vagina
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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