Me too!
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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