I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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