I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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