that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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