3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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