So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
