Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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