the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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