id be glad to
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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